If this was Your Planet
you could be Home right now

This slightly used planet is available, at a drastically reduced price, due to deferred maintenance by the current dominant occupants.

Present occupants (known losely as "humans", more properly as ED [earth-descended] Humans), will be easy to remove, harvest or enslave, completely as you wish. Full rights to all planetary biota are included, with all mineral rights as well.

Special waver from the Galactic Planetary Protection Society available for an additional fee, so you could even completely disassemble the planet and market all the resources on, say, Galactic Commodities, for a very quick, tidy profit.

This planet, about 5 billion (of its own) years old (plus about 2.5 billion more before planetary formation stabilized around the parent star) had reached a very delightful stage of carbon-oxygen closed system bio-supportive homeostasis, before the Human infestation oscillated outside of system norms, about 6,200 [Earth] years ago.

Naturally, as with all young and vibrant planets, Earth is quite capable of cancelling out the human infection on its own, should it but decide to do so. But if you were to Buy This Planet today, you could help it out that much faster and restore this Great Fix'er Upper to full market value at a minimal investment.

NOTE: distances in the above are not to scale. Not even close.

It also comes with a delightfully large satellite (called "the Moon" or "Luna" by the Humans), which is so perfectly sized and situated as to even grant occasional eclipses with the parent star, as seen from ground level on the primary planet. This moon is large enough (with about 1/6th gravity relative to the primary), that it could even be planetformed successfully, with only slight maintenance to keep an ecology stable on it for many thousands of years, after the initial investment. A delightful summer resort or deep space port. Or, given the wealth in minerals and high intensity sunlight plus a positive gravity environment, it would also make a very lucritive manufacturing facility, providing you with an easy residual income.

Sol System (catalog id 2.24.991.Sol) also has a variety of other properties and resources available in and around it. If you are interested in optioning any or all of those as well, contact us directly to open a dialog.

The current occupants are way behind in planetary maintenance. The planet's biosphere has been harmed in the past 4,500+ [Earth] years, especially in the last 160 - 50 years, but is by no means beyond repair, with a sufficient investment. But the damage is growing and is reaching the point of decision by the planet itself and you know how planets can sometimes get. Certified neutral-party surveys and reports available on request. Higher levels of planetary rehab technology could restore the planet to its traditional balance in a century or three. So it's important to strike now. The longer you wait to purchase this jewel-in-the-rough, the more expensive it will be to fix-er-up.

This ad has been approved by the Draconian Green Nests Planetary RealEstate Assoc

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MIB: Actually, the above assertion seems unlikely; the DGNPRA is a [mostly] reputable orangization, and rarely approves the hostile sale of occupied planets. Again, we need to inform you that this ad is not genuine. Respond at your own risk.